Copyright (c) 2016 by Randall R. Peterson ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
This is a work of fiction. All persons, locations and actions are from the author's imagination or have been used in a fictitious manner.
14
ROWS
Part
2
By
R. Peterson
Hank stumbled in
his sleep and was caught by a nightmare. Once
again, he was six-years old and running
through Motha Forest. Each path led to a thatched house hidden in a foggy hollow.
It was where the witch lived. “That woman is evil, sure as the moon walks at
night,” his Paris-born mother had warned. “Don’t you ever go near where that Fille-de-la-nuit
stirs her vile concoctions!”
Hank’s feet refused to obey him and he staggered
down the stone path to the dark dwelling.
Melania’s house
looked like a black fairy tale. Thorn covered black rose bushes guarded each
side of an intricately carved passageway sunken in mortised river-stone. Hank’s
right hand was as disobedient as his feet as it lifted a heavy gargoyle knocker
against his will and let the grinning cast-iron monster fall with a boom on the
heavy oak door.
Melania wore the
same flower-print dress and white canvas gloves Hank had seen her wear when she
weeded her flower gardens. A cloud of greenish vapors escaped from a dark
chamber as she took his hand and pulled him inside. “I thought you would never
arrive!” She pointed. “Your protectors were too hungry to wait any longer.”
King and Fritz
sat on chairs as though they were people, rather than dogs, and lapped liquid
from dishes covering a banquet-sized table, although the two massive hounds
wouldn’t be born for another seventy-eight years.
“I’m sure there
will be plenty, although you must wait a little longer.”
Hank sat between
the dogs and lifted a spoon just as something from above splashed into his
bowl. His gently swinging mother hung by her feet from heavy beams crossing the
ceiling. Blood dripped from a jagged tear in her throat. “I told you not to
come,” she moaned.
Hank was out of bed and was half-way to
the front door wearing only a pair of yellowed mail-order Long Johns from Sears and
Roebuck Company before he realized it was just a dream.
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Hank knew it was only a
nightmare but he threw open the front door anyway. The farm house felt stifling
like the inside of a tomb. Hank heard the frantic mooing of all three milk cows
at the same time that he felt something wrap around his bare ankles. The plant
material binding his feet was nothing more than long stems and leaves, probably
blown by a gust of wind, although the plants looked new and not the dry and
withered corn-stalks in last year’s garden spot.
He looked toward the
barn in time to see one cow impossibly disappearing into the night sky and
another being lifted off the ground by a beam of bluish green light. The
bellowing Holstein ascended until it vanished into a lit-from-within cloud obscuring
the stars above the north pasture. Hank kicked frantically at the plant
material around his legs. He wasn’t about to let anyone or anything steal his
livestock … he’d think about the how
later. His legs came free a moment before he felt something wrap around his
neck. The same long thin leaves and stems were cutting off his air supply.
First one then another corn-stock walking upright on legs made of tangled roots
stepped from the shadows of the barn. Suddenly the whole farm yard was covered
with creeping plants and slithering vines.
Hank used both hands to
tear the choking fibers from around his throat. On the roof of the farm house,
another corn plant gripped the wooden shingles and hung off the edge as it
lowered more stems and leaves. Hank turned and leaped into the house and
slammed the door just as the plant behind him tried to force its way inside.
The master entry-lock below the knob hadn’t been used for years. Hank hoped it
would hold as he ran to the kitchen window and peered outside. The hellish
garden crop was not ramming and pounding on the door trying to break it down. Instead,
thin quickly growing bean tendrils
seeped into every crack and began to tear boards loose from the house.
Hank remembered a new
type of herbicide called 2-4-D he’d left on the back porch. The broken window
he’d meant to fix was now an entryway for creeping bean stalks growing at a fantastic
rate as he seized the three gallon metal sprayer and ran back into the kitchen.
The can felt about half full. Charles Simmons the farm agent in Cloverdale had
warned him the new chemical, issued to farmers on a trial basis, killed
everything but grass. “I hope you’re right Charlie!” Hank yelled as he pumped
air pressure into the tank.
The living room window
shattered and green peas like ammunition fired from a scattergun struck the far
wall and began to bounce across the wooden floor planks. Hank hadn’t cleaned
the house for months. Each time a pea found its way into soil between the warped
boards it began to grow.
Hank stomped barefoot
on as many rolling pea seeds as he could find and then turned the sprayer on a
seedling already more than a foot tall and sending exploratory vines through
the kitchen cabinets. Spilled salt, pepper and Bob’s Red Mill baking soda littered the counter top. The dripping plant
took forever to stop growing. Finally it twisted and spun making a sound like
steam escaping from a tea kettle as it dropped a bag of Old Hill Side Pipe Tobacco and crumbled like a pile of cooked
vegetables onto the floor. The spray can was almost empty. Rusty nails were
sliding out of the hinges as expanding green stems pushed on the door from the
outside.
Hank reached for a
sixteen-gage Winchester 1910 double-barrel hanging on two pegs behind the
woodstove. He searched but couldn’t find more than a handful of shells for the
shotgun. It would not be enough.
The first blast sent
two charging corn plants spraying off the porch like chunks from a corn silage
chopper chute. The pigs had been worked into a hysterical fury, flying around
the pen like wasps caught in a jar. An army of green plants marched steadily toward
the farm house in rows, skirting wide around the outside of the enclosure and
ignoring the screaming gourmands.
Light from a waning
moon showed a huge knobby spud as big as a truck uprooted and pulsing on top of
the blasted soil like an enormous garden slug. Long tentacle-like stolons stretched forth in all
directions like spokes from an alien wagon-wheel. Corn, peas and beans marched
in the directions the vines pointed. If there was a mind behind this vegetal
madness and assault it was this potato.
Hank used the remaining
shells to blast the giant potato twice and then again after re-loading. White
dripping mash spread across the un-mowed lawn, but the giant tuber seemed only
slightly damaged. Hank threw the empty gun at three charging bean plants right
before he vaulted toward his car … of course the battery was dead. Grasping
stems and leaves wrapped around his neck and hands like herbal fingers as he
turned the crank on the front of the 1936 Oldsmobile. The engine roared to life
just as he was about to lose consciousness and spun peas in all directions as
the murderous vines caught in the crank shaft.
For a moment Hank
thought he might actually get away. Spinning tires shot plumes of dust in the
air as he made a wide circle in the farm yard and shot toward the highway. A
rickety bridge crossed an irrigation canal just before the gravel road and
vines had woven together like a giant spider web to block his escape. The
speeding vehicle broke through the first strands of vegetable matter but slowed
as vine upon vine slowly brought the car to a halt. Green leaves covered the
windows and finally the air vents. He heard familiar voices … the last words
spoken between him and Lewis before his son went to France.
“You take care of
yourself in Europe … life is cheaper there than it is in the states.”
“I’ll be careful … you
make sure you’re still plowing, cussing and planting when I return!”
Hank was losing
consciousness as darkness descended upon him, so he didn’t know if the voices
came from inside … or from without.
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A hand rested on his
shoulder and shook him gently. Hank opened his eyes hoping without hope that
the events of the day before had been just another nightmare. The witch Melania
stared down at him from the open car door. “You!” Hank lurched backward against
the passenger door. “I knew you had to be behind this!”
Melania’s eyes swept across the deteriorating farm
yard where mutated plants hung on fence-posts and against sheds in an unearthly
stillness. “This is not my bag of tricks,” she said. “I was awakened from a
delightful dream to travel here to help you.”
“I
didn’t ask you to come here,” Hank stammered. “Go away! Leave me alone and stop
your bewitching”
“I
was summoned by your extraordinary son, Lewis,” Melania said and then added
with a slight degree of indignation, “… such a sweet sprout to come from such a
vile and twisted stump.”
Hank stared across the farm yard at the now idle
plant monsters. A black carriage with two horses was parked in his apple
orchard. “Either you’ve had a change of heart or your horrible bottle of black
magic has leaked itself out of poison!”
“There is nothing
horrible or black about what I do,” Melania said. “Magic is only knowledge
that others don’t have.”
“Then why are these
enchanted plants that were ready to kill me only an hour ago, now frozen on a
fifty-degree night?”
“Enchanted is not the
correct term,” Melania said gazing up at the stars in the sky. “Otherworldly
life forms would be a more appropriate description.”
“Go away and leave me
alone!” Hank opened the passenger door and began to climb out.
“Stay where you are!”
Melania insisted. “These alien tainted offshoots are only sleeping. Any
movement on your part might awaken one … and then the entire crop will become
hungry.”
“Sleep?” Hank was
angry. “Plants don’t sleep!”
“All living things
sleep,” Melania said glancing at a watch hanging from a tiny chain around her
neck. “Without a pair of tired eyes to slowly close or a tattered snore …
people don’t notice.”
“What do you plan to
do?”
“Wait!” Melania said.
“Your two best friends are at this moment bringing help!”
“I don’t have any best
friends … not for over twenty years,’ Hank grumbled.
“King and Fritz would
disagree with that statement.” Melania pointed toward the gravel road where a
cloud of dust could be seen in the early morning light followed by the noisy
grunts and squeals as two dogs herded a mass of running swine. “Your best
friends were scratching at my door the same time that Lewis appeared. I sent
them to round up a herd of hungry pigs from the outlying farms.”
“You can talk to
animals?” Hank put his head in his hands. “I knew it … you have to be a witch.”
“Most people talk to
their pets!” Melania was walking toward the pig pen as the squealing herd
approached. “What they don’t do is listen. All animals have their own language
and different ways of communicating.”
Melania opened the gate on the pen just as over
three-hundred pigs thundered into the farm yard. Hank’s eight remaining swine
quickly joined the others. The plants began to awaken and the barnyard was
filled with the sounds of bloody battle. “Pigs are omnivores,” Melania said as
she climbed into the Oldsmobile and closed the door. “These are very hungry and
they can eat just about anything including wood, glass, tin cans and the tires
on your car.”
They watched as the squealing and grunting herd
finished off all the plants and then moved in on the large potato in the middle
of the garden. In less than twenty minutes it was all over. King and Fritz once
more drove the herd down the road.
“Where
are they going?” Hank jumped from the car calling the dogs.
“They’ll
be back,” Melania said. “They have to return the pigs to the people who own
them.” She looked over the yard where not even a stem or leaf remained. “Each
of those animals must have eaten at least twenty pounds of greens. That should
save the farmers money on feed.”
The sun was just rising over the eastern horizon.
“I’m sorry I tried to run you off,’ Hank hung his head and stammered. “I grew
up being told you were evil and I never believed otherwise.”
“I’ve
done many things that I’ll never confess to,” Melania laughed as she walked
toward the wagon. “The world and everything in it is always in balance.”
“I
don’t suppose I’ll ever see my cows again,” Hank wiped his head with one Long John
shirt sleeve.
“They
were not stolen,” Melania gazed at the fading stars and seemed to be listening
to sounds only she could hear. “Keeper and his intergalactic crew, although
reckless at times, are not thieves. I’m sure your garden-grown monsters were
only an accident of radiation. Your cows were only borrowed for a while … like
I did your neighbors’ pigs. For what reason is not part of this story. They
should be back in the barn where they belong … by lunch time.”
“You
said you spoke to Lewis!” Hank’s eyes lit up for the first time in months.
“Where is he? I’d like to see him.”
“He’s
close enough that you can hear his heart beating if you listen,” Melania called
over her shoulder as she quickened her pace. “To see him … you have to look for
what isn’t there.”
“It’s
more than six miles back to town and you drove out here in a wagon!” Hank
looked at the aged woman with new respect. “I thank you for what you did.”
“I’ve
been thinking of trading these old plugs
in for something faster and with more spark,”
Melania said as she took the reins, “perhaps one of those new Buicks that can
cut through these cold winter nights like skates on ice.”
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Hank watched the witch
rumble down the road and then did his morning chores. After lunch, he
checked on the cows. All three Holsteins were back in the barn just like
Melania said. The afternoon sun was hot for mid-June. Hank sat on the porch
with a glass of lemonade and thought about buying more seed and about what the witch had told him. The woman talked in
riddles for sure.
The
glass was almost empty when a cloud of dust rose in the distance from the
gravel road. At first Hank thought perhaps Melania was returning, but the
vehicle was moving too fast to be a wagon. He recognized the dark blue Ford
sedan from Cloverdale as Sheriff Walker and a deputy exited the vehicle. They both
took off their hats as they reluctantly approached the porch.
There could be only one reason for the visit …
Lewis!
Hank tried to look
for things that were not there as he climbed from the porch, swallowed hard
and walked out to meet them.
THE END?