Copyright (c) 2017 by Randall R. Peterson ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
This is a work of fiction. All persons, locations and actions are from the author's imagination or have been used in a fictitious manner.
By R. Peterson
The
theater owner was the first up the stairs to the projection booth. The key was
still in the lock; he turned it, but the door wouldn’t open. He pounded on the
metal with both hands, as insane laughter erupted from inside the tiny room. “I’ve
always loved Linda Blair and I can’t believe this is happening,” he moaned, as
screams came from the darkened audience section of the theater. Suddenly waves
of green light like fluid electrical energy flowed from under the door and
washed over him. A voice saturated with insane sexuality came from inside. “I
love you too … you always lick your lips when you see me in the Welch's
commercials … it’s #%$^%$# time we hooked up.”
Cranston’s
long hair stood on end and wild looking eyes bulged from his head as dismay
suddenly turned into a childish smile. “I did promise everyone some fun and excitement,”
he blabbered. “What’s more fun than warm toast dripping with grape jam?”
“We’ve
got to stop this movie from showing or by the time the credits roll every
person in Cloverdale will be possessed by that demon from The Exorcist,” Jesse
yelled at his friend, over Cranston’s insane laughter.
Kurt
scrambled up the stairs and pulled the man away from the locked door. “If I
remember right, the fuse-box is in the basement,” he told Jesse. “See if you
can shut the power off to everything while I try to help Mr. Cranston!”
Jesse disappeared down the hallway
leading to the basement as Cranston collapsed in a heap. “Are you okay?” Kurt
leaned over him. “I’m here to help you!” Cranston suddenly vaulted upward in
jealous fury and seized him by the neck. “She’s mine! I don’t need you here!” In
a display of ethereal strength he lifted the youngster over his head and flung
him down the stairs. “You want to help?” Cranston’s eyes cleared for just a
moment before he pointed toward the basement. “Go make some popcorn … a lot of
popcorn … it sounds like our audience
is becoming very hungry.”
This
time the door to the projection booth opened and a demonically possessed Regan
MacNeil took Cranston’s hand and pulled him inside. “Glad you could join me,
lover,” she hissed. “I need your help to get this #%$^*@$ party off the ground!”
Then
the metal door once again slammed shut.
-------2-------
A
metal cabinet with two rows of fuses and switches hung from a cement wall
behind a pile of broken seats, a dozen fifty-five gallon drums and an enormous bubble-top
Pop King popcorn machine in one
corner of the basement. The popcorn maker was on wheels and was relatively easy
to move even with its monster size. Jesse noticed a plate on the side that
read: Callahan Industries and figured it must have been one of Joseph Callahan’s
earlier failures. It figures Jesse
thought. Everything that man does is
over-the-top.
The
drums would barely budge. Jesse figured each one had to weigh in excess of
three-hundred pounds and started to walk them across the concrete inch by inch
until he noticed a hand truck in the corner. He opened the lid on one barrel as
he sat it down and wasn’t surprised to see that it was filled with enormous
kernels of un-popped corn each seed the size of his thumb.
It
took Jesse a couple of minutes before he could clear the rest of the litter and
reach the power main shut-off lever. His hand was six inches from the rubber-coated
handle when a high voltage charge surged outward and knocked him to the ground.
A demonic image made of static electricity flowed from the box and flooded the
room with insane laughter. “Try that again #%$^@$ now that your pants are wet!”
-------3-------
Kurt
was staring into the darkened theater entrance when Jesse arrived out of
breath. “I don’t think we’re going to be able to shut off the power,” he
gasped.
“Then
we’re in trouble!” Kurt pointed.
“Good
God!”
“I
don’t think God’s doing this!”
Screams
filled the theater each time the projector stopped, ran in reverse and replayed
a three-second close-up of a deathly white face turning and spraying the camera
with green spittle. “Your mother
#%$^@ #^$%# in Hell!” Each time the
possessed girl opened her mouth, dark specks flew from between her jagged,
bleeding teeth and joined a swarm in the air above the projector’s beam. A corpse-stiff Ruben Butterfield rotated
slowly in the air above the center section. Nancy Benton, standing on the
armrests of her seat, tried to pull her boyfriend down while next to the
ceiling shadow fingers made of legs and wings tugged at the moaning cowboy with
invisible strings. Fleeing audience members were trampled in the aisle by a
charging rhinoceros as the silhouette of a girl vaulted across the front of the
screen pursued by what looked like two upright running Dobermans made of
squirming crawlies. Sheriff Walker’s fire breathing Colt 45 roared twice as he
was lifted into the air and disappeared in the cloud of buzzing flies. Jesse
looked for Chloe O’Brian but didn’t see her or her friend. He thought that under
the circumstances … that was a damn good thing.
“Does
Cranston have any idea how to stop this?” Jesse moaned.
“He’s
out of his mind and the demon is making him run the projector,” Kurt said with
a shrug. “He told us to make popcorn … but he must have been insane because he was
pointing toward the basement.”
Jesse’s
eyes lit up. “All matter has weight and occupies space right?”
“You’re asking someone who got a D
is physics?”
“Callahan
created this monster with his projector invention,” Jesse said. “Maybe one of his earlier creations is our way
out of this trouble!”
“What are you talking about?”
“There’s only so much space in this
theater even for light beams or demons!”
Jesse started for the basement and Kurt followed. “Perhaps we can slow
them down until the film ends!”
-------4-------
Kurt and Jesse moved the Pop Corn machine and two barrels of corn
up the stairs and partway down the hall. They went back for one more, careful
to stay away from the electrical fuse-box which now had an eerie blue/red glow.
“Something in this place is using an enormous amount of power,” Jesse said.
“How can you tell?”
Jesse
pointed to a power meter on the far side of the fuses. An old fashioned rotary
dial was spinning like an airplane propeller.
“Wow! I’d hate to pay this theater’s
Comanche County electric bill!”
“If we don’t stop this madness there
won’t be a theater.”
Kurt
agreed. “… or a Comanche County!”
“This is going to be the tricky
part,” Kurt said as they tilted the popcorn maker onto the hand truck. The
threshold above the doorway leading into the theater was covered with flies as
if the air above the seats could no longer contain them and they were spilling
out into the hall. The screams coming from inside seemed muffled … as if
covered by a blanket.
“I say we push this thing past as
quickly as possible and into the lobby,” Jesse said. “We don’t stop for
anything!”
“Not even for an invitation to make
out on the back row with Chloe O’Brian,” Kurt snickered.
“If that happened,” Jesse said. “I’d
be too worried about her head spinning around on her shoulders to enjoy myself
… let’s go!”
For
a couple of minutes it looked like their plan might succeed. They moved the
enormous popper past the doorway and two of the barrels filled with corn into
the lobby. It was when they went back for another barrel that all hell broke
loose. Ruben Butterfield came charging out of the screaming theater surrounded
by a cloud of flies. “Doesn’t this guy ever take a bath?” Kurt was tilting the
last corn barrel back on the hand truck.
“You
little pecker-wads are done for!” Ruben thundered as he lunged for Kurt.
“You
may have a demon or two inside you … but you still move like a cow on
ice-skates!” Kurt laughed. He released the metal latch at the top of the hand
cart and the barrel fell onto its side. It only took one kick from his boot to
start it rolling. Ruben was knocked down like the last pin in a bowling alley.
“We’re
not out of the woods yet!” Jesse yelled. The door to the projection booth
opened and a furious Regan MacNeil spider walked down the stairs’ wall.
“Better
get that corn popping,” Kurt told him. “I can’t keep these people entertained
forever!”
Jesse
vaulted past Kurt just as his friend jumped over the barrel and grabbed a fire
extinguisher off the wall. “You going to be okay?”
“Sure
what’s a Star like me against a few Devils?”
Just
then a crowd of possessed people surged outward from the darkened theater
entrance.
“A few Devils?”
“Oops! Didn’t know I was so popular!
Better make it a hundred!”
Jesse
ran into the lobby and plugged in the giant popcorn maker. He used a bucket to
pour corn from the barrel into a side hopper. He only hoped the machine would
heat up fast. Kurt was filling the entire hallway up to the ceiling with fire
extinguisher foam. One figure fought his way through the white bubbles and
lunged toward him. It looked like Ruben sculpted into a snowman. “I’m going to
#%^%$# kill you!”
“Better hurry, Paco!” Kurt yelled. “I’m
running out of songs!”
The
tile floor in the hallway proved to be slippery and Ruben fell for the second
time in less than a minute. His enormous bulk and the overturned barrel created
a crude kind of barricade. Luck appeared to be on his side and Kurt was almost
ready to laugh when Regan appeared skittering along the wall. She stopped and
pointed a bony finger. Kurt was lifted off the ground and into the air. “Hurry,
Paco! Hurry!” he yelled.
-------5-------
Jesse
was thankful that all the demonic eyes were on his friend even though he felt
sorry for Kurt. They had him suspended in the air thrashing with his arms and
legs while squadrons of flies tried to land on his body. “Join us and together
we’ll rule the galaxy,” Regan told him.
“That’s got to be the corniest line
I’ve ever heard!” Kurt laughed.
Jesse
could feel intense heat coming from the machine. Just then the first kernel of
corn popped with a loud bang. It was at least ten inches across and echoed down
the hallway like a gunshot.
“Now I know why this popcorn maker
failed,” Jesse said. “They couldn’t find any bags big enough!” A moment later,
the second kernel popped and then a third. Within seconds the popping corn
sounded like a high powered machine gun.
Jesse
struggled to keep the hopper full as the giant popped corn blew out the glass
dome above the machine and quickly filled the room and spilled into the
hallway. The screams coming from inside the theater were replaced with a kind
of crunching sound as every available place in the theater was stuffed with the
giant puffs of corn.
It
took almost an hour for Jesse to find the entrance to Townsend Avenue and open
the glass doors to the Royal Theater. Elephant sized popcorn spilled onto the
sidewalk and then into the street.
-------6-------
Kurt and Jesse stood on the sidewalk
in front of the theater and watched as construction equipment dumped scoops of
the giant popped corn into the backs of dump trucks. Most of the audience had
left. Sheriff Walker was assuring a half-dozen deputies that he was okay. Jesse
watched as Chloe O’Brian and Susan McKinney climbed into the back of one of Chloe’s
father’s limousines. The long black car slowed as it started past and then
stopped. The tinted glass in the back came down with an electric swish. “I
saved you a seat but you never showed,” Chloe said looking at Jesse. “I don’t
know how many chances you’re going to get!”
Both
boys gaped as the car sped away.
Cranston came out of the theater saw
the boys and walked over. “Thank you,” he said. “The night was a disaster but
you two saved my theater and probably the whole town.”
“How do you know the demon from the
movie isn’t lurking around somewhere?” Kurt asked.
“I didn’t want to take any chances,
Cranston said. “So I burned all seven reels of the movie in the theater furnace.
I’ll pay the distributor for new copies.”
“What makes you think this won’t happen
with the next movie you show?” Jesse was looking at a poster in the theater
window advertising WEST WORLD with Yul Brynner.
“The mechanical mouse that Callahan
gave you proved to be more resilient than anyone thought,” Cranston said. “The
demon possessing Linda Blair thought the robot had been destroyed but shortly
after the film ended I found that it had recovered and removed the Aremac from
the projector.” He handed Kurt the tiny robot … and the alien device.
-------7-------
Kurt
and Jesse found themselves alone on the street as the last police car and dump
truck left and they watched the theater owner drive away. Kurt spied a kernel of
the huge popped corn hanging in a shrub near the sidewalk. He held it with both
hands and took a bite. “Yuck!” he said as he spat out a mouthful.
“Not big on taste huh?” Jesse
laughed.
“Not bad,” Kurt said. “But it could
use some butter … a lot of it!”
Jesse
looked at his watch. “It’s only a little past 2 AM. Do you think your mother
will still be working?”
“Someone is usually at Spare-A-Dime
all night on the weekends,” Kurt said. “We might as well get something to eat …
while we wait for the city library to open.”
“The library?” Jesse laughed. “As
far as I know you’ve never buried your nose in a book unless you absolutely had
to … and most of the time not even then.”
“Joseph Callahan said this Aremac is
kind of a reverse camera,” Kurt said turning the alien artifact over in his
hand. “Instead of turning something real into an image, it can turn an image
into something real.”
“So what are we looking for?” Jesse
asked, “Pictures of machine guns … maybe a tank or two … something to scare
away the Hodemedod from that pretty Momett girl?”
“Just a present for Sarah when we
find her,” Kurt sighed. “Something that shows her she no longer has to hide her
face … when she’s in my world.”
It
began to rain. A sallow moon slipped from behind moving storm clouds and made
the old buildings and asphalt on the streets glisten as the two boys walked
down the almost deserted street toward the lights of the corner café in
Cloverdale … the strangest small town on Earth.
THE
END?
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